Tecmo P-Wing Bowl Registration (CLOSED)

Wow! (Did not see this coming!!!)

Hello and welcome to the OFFICIAL P dash WING dot NET Tecmo P-Wing Bowl post!!! Very soon we will be hosting a FIERCE live television event between p-wing members!. How do you get in on this action? Well that’s easy! Every member is capable of making their own team who will compete LIVE with LIVE commentary all leading up to an enormous Tecmo P-Wing Bowl Live Stream! 


So what the heck is this AWESOME thing?

  • A new P-Wing event!
  • User created teams will face off (COM vs COM, with balanced player/team stats)
  • Games will be live streamed with live commentary leading up to a Super P-Wing Bowl!

How do I get on this?! What information do I need to leave in my comment below??

  • A Team City and Team Name
  • A list of players you would like to see on your team. (10 or so, the more the better as to avoid repeats on field)

Optional!

  • Team Colors 
  • A story about your team or players for the commentators. (P-Wing Play by Play can use for color when broadcasting a game)
  • Player Specific Positions/Numbers (Example: I want Shigeru Miyamoto at my QB with the jersey number 69!)

So that’s that! Wait, what is this? An image directly from the field?

That’s Willie Whale of the P-Wing Flyers a team made up by none other than Apple! I wonder if this team will be able to go ALL THE WAY to the Tecmo P-Wing Bowl!

Current Teams

Owner Team Players
Apple P-Wing Flyers David Hayter
Apple Juicer
Patrick Pwing
Jenny MennyPenny
Jetskier 3
Tommy Pickles
Willie Whale
Rinko Reeee
Super Mario
Knuckles Enchilada
Jeremy Lin
Lacroix Boy
Jerry Rice
Gamblor The Providence Well Designed Characters Big the Cat
Wii Rygar
Naked Raiden (MGS2)
Stryker (Mortal Kombat 3)
Adam Malkovich
Tobias Bruckner
Zan (Rising Zan)
Zan (Streets of Rage 3)
Cheng Sinzan
3D Bubsy
VR Conker
Bad Boxart Megaman
Tall Knuckles
Pepsiman
The Chex Warrior
Ninjabread Man
Racist Jynx
Akiba (MGS4 pants-shitting guy)
The Cast of Shaq Fu Sewn Together Into One Person
Tidus
gamma GCL Champions Incredible Djk (QB #1)
Ourboy Roy
Chris Cornell
Longjohn Kreitzman
Hideous Kojima
Miller Lite
Hardcore Ryan
Choas Control
A Henny
Real LJ360
Paul Manafort
Jimmy Christ
Julia Roberts
Angry American
Mads Hatter
Malcolm XD
Rodriguez Hernandez
Chad Kroeger
Robot Gyro
Obscure Plumber
Yamaha PRG
Deshawn Deangelo
kuro Texas Texans QB: Vince Young, Colt McCoy

RB: Ricky Williams, Jamaal Charles, Earl Campbell, Priest Holmes
WR: Jordan Shipley, Quan Cosby, Roy Williams, Jaxon Shipley
TE: David Thomas, Blaine Irby

T: Justin Blalock, Jon Scott
G: Casey Studdard, Tony Hills
C: Lyle Sendlein

K: Justin Tucker
P: Russ Erxleben (IRKS-lebbin)

RE: Jackson Jeffcoat
NT: Casey Hampton
LE: Brian Robison
ROLB: Brian Orakpo
RILB: Jordan Hicks
LILB: Britt Hager
LOLB: Derrick Johnson
CB: Nathan Vasher, Aaron Ross
SS: Michael Griffin
FS: Earl Thomas

ladyjuice Fangirl Faves Prince Vegeta
Gengar Ghost
Ronald Weasley
Darth Vader
Bat Man
Tom Delonge
Link Hero
Shy Guy
Prince Eric
Piccolo Namek
Takumi Fe
Bane Break
Nathan Drake
Emo Darkrai
Ink Ling
Raphael Turtle
Finn Human
Ken Kaneki
Forest Totoro
Howl Castle
Jay Alt
G.C. Lounge
prg GenesisHas GoodGames Yung ChowMane
Michael Vick
Ben Shapiro
Floyd Maywhether
Jarred FromSubway
Winona Ryder
Natalie Portman
Alex Jones
Joey Diaz
Rick Flare
BoJack Horseman
Knuckles TheHedgehog
Rolf Landale
Baron Trump
MC Ride
John Wick
Lisa Simpson
Yoshi Fighting Mongooses QB: Green Plumbertaxi, Oscar de la Hoya
RB: Choas Hoass, Saddam Hussein Jr.
WR: Gengar Murderer, Lirpo Lirp de dirp, Willie Mays Hayes
TE: Koopa Quick, Aaron Hernandez
K: Annyong Bluth
P: Mallorca Mallor
D: Green, Pink, Blue, Orange, Yellow, Red, Black, White, Brown, Cerulean Yoshi, and John Kreitzman

13 Comments

  • Apple says:

    I would love to nominate the P-Wing Flyers! Consisting of

    David Hayter
    Apple Juicer
    Patrick Pwing
    Jenny MennyPenny
    Jetskier 3
    Tommy Pickles
    Willie Whale
    Rinko Reeee
    Super Mario
    Knuckles Enchilada
    Jeremy Lin
    Lacroix Boy
    Jerry Rice

    I would love to have the p-wing colors! Thank you this is such an amazing idea and I cannot wait to see these matches streamed LIVE!

  • Apple says:

    Chris Cornell??? way too fucking soon

  • ladyjuice says:

    My team is going to be the Fangirl Faves

    !. Prince Vegeta
    2. Gengar Ghost
    3.Ronald Weasley
    4. Darth Vader
    5. Bat Man
    6. Tom Delonge
    7. Link Hero
    8. Shy Guy
    9. Prince Eric
    10. Piccolo
    11. Takumi Fe
    12. Bane Break
    13. Nathan Drake
    14. Emo Darkrai
    15. Ink Ling
    16. Raphael Turtle
    17. Finn Human
    18. Ken Kaneki
    19. Forest Totoro
    20. Howl Castle
    21. Jay Alt
    22. G.C. Lounge

    COLORS BLACK and SILVER

    • ladyjuice says:

      ok, well I can’t edit it, but I forgot to give Piccolo a last name so its Piccolo Namek
      and my colors will be white and silver 😀

      • ladyjuice says:

        Ok so here is the backstory to the FanGirl Faves!

        There once was this girl who traveled to Fandom Kingdom and plucked all her favorite characters out for her Tecmo Super Bowl custom team. The characters were confused and hesitant to join the team. After seeing how much the girl loved each one of these characters they decided why the fuck not…

        THE END

  • Gamblor says:

    The Providence Well Designed Characters (all in pink/brown if possible):

    Big the Cat
    Wii Rygar
    Naked Raiden (MGS2)
    Stryker (Mortal Kombat 3)
    Adam Malkovich
    Tobias Bruckner
    Zan (Rising Zan)
    Zan (Streets of Rage 3)
    Cheng Sinzan
    3D Bubsy
    VR Conker
    Bad Boxart Megaman
    Tall Knuckles
    Pepsiman
    The Chex Warrior
    Ninjabread Man
    Racist Jynx
    Akiba (MGS4 pants-shitting guy)
    The Cast of Shaq Fu Sewn Together Into One Person
    Tidus

  • Gamblor says:

    The backstory is that they all got fired from Video Land so they enrolled in Risdy (Rhode Island School of Design) and started a self help group to cheer themselves up and deal with depression and also started a football team.

  • prg says:

    GenesisHas GoodGames

    Yung ChowMane
    Michael Vick
    Ben Shapiro
    Floyd Maywhether
    Jarred FromSubway
    Winona Ryder
    Natalie Portman
    Alex Jones
    Joey Diaz
    Rick Flare
    BoJack Horseman
    Knuckles TheHedgehog
    Rolf Landale
    Baron Trump
    MC Ride
    John Wick
    Lisa Simpson

    Team colors are green and white like the Philadelphia Eagles

    The GenesisHas GoodGames Team began as a team is 1994 when Rick Flare and Alex Jones smashed head first in to each other in a mosh pit during the Flock of Seagull Reunion Tour. In their concussed rage, they both shared their passionate love for the classics in the Sega Genesis library, reminiscing about classics like Phantasy Star 2 and Sonic The Hedgehog. To lead up this cause against the Globalist Super Nintendo Elites, Flare and Jones knew they would have to open the eyes of all of their best friends so they could rally together against the SNESLuminati. They decided the best way to prove to the world that the GenesisHas GoodGames would be to create an unstoppable force of an American Football team.

    After the concert, Alex Jones and Rick Flare ran into Michael Vick who was taking his dogs for a walk outside the venue.

    “Michael Vick!”, Alex Jones exclaimed. “I bet you know people that are actually good at football! You have a beeper, don’t you?”

    Vick nodded in solidarity.

    After doing multiple lines of Ketamine, Rick Alex and Micheal decided to dial Bill Clinton – the fiercest quarterback that South East Asia has ever seen. Clinton instinctively knew he would be able to find Micheal Vick in the parking lot of the Flock of Seagulls concert, probably doing hard drugs, so he flew his private jet/space ship to the lot to see what was up.

    However, as soon as Bill Clinton exited his space ship, Clinton’s shrieked “Yelp!” as a bullet threw through his chest and pierced his Adam’s Apple.

    “What the heck was that about??” screamed Alex Jones.

    “You can never be too careful”, Rick Flare reassured. “Last time I hung out with Bill was in college and he made fun of my Sega Master System because it didn’t have Mario. After that, I knew he was about of the Nintendo World Order and that he was trouble”

    A voice was heard from inside the deceased’s Private Jet/ Space Ship “Lit like a sthick!”. But who was it? A tatoo’d man began to walk down the fancy space jet walkway and Alex Jones immediately recognized him. “21! Good to see you buddy. How’s it going Savage”

    “Fuck you Rick Flare; You’s a lil bischmade”

    Rick Flare shouted back, “21 What’s the meaning of this? I thought we were cool. Remember when we made that really tasty cole slaw after that one Wrestlemania?”

    “Oh yeeea. But you be fuckin’ with that OTHER savage… Fuckin’ dis bitch Randy tryna’ cop my stee-”

    PEW. Ca-plunk. 21 savage’s body slouched to the floor.

    “What in sam heck did you do that for?” Flare asked Jones.

    “I don’t put up with anyone that insults All American Randy Savage. He’s a traitor to the American way. We don’t have time for this let’s move along”.

    “Anyone else hungry?” Vick asked

    “Yeah let’s go get some subway”

    To be continued………………..

  • Yoshi says:

    QB: Green Plumbertaxi, Oscar de la Hoya
    RB: Choas Hoass, Saddam Hussein Jr.
    WR: Gengar Murderer, Lirpo Lirp de dirp, Willie Mays Hayes
    TE: Koopa Quick, Aaron Hernandez
    K: Annyong Bluth
    P: Mallorca Mallor
    D: Green, Pink, Blue, Orange, Yellow, Red, Black, White, Brown, Cerulean Yoshi, and John Kreitzman

    colors: green and green with a side of green

    team name: Fighting Mongooses

  • kuro says:

    Texas Texans
    depth chart
    (note for every1 else: no you don’t need to come up w/ nearly this many names or assign them positions, im just a nerd)

    QB: Vince Young, Colt McCoy
    RB: Ricky Williams, Jamaal Charles, Earl Campbell, Priest Holmes
    WR: Jordan Shipley, Quan Cosby, Roy Williams, Jaxon Shipley
    TE: David Thomas, Blaine Irby

    T: Justin Blalock, Jon Scott
    G: Casey Studdard, Tony Hills
    C: Lyle Sendlein

    K: Justin Tucker
    P: Russ Erxleben (IRKS-lebbin)

    RE: Jackson Jeffcoat
    NT: Casey Hampton
    LE: Brian Robison
    ROLB: Brian Orakpo
    RILB: Jordan Hicks
    LILB: Britt Hager
    LOLB: Derrick Johnson
    CB: Nathan Vasher, Aaron Ross
    SS: Michael Griffin
    FS: Earl Thomas

    colors: closest you can get to burnt orange (#BF5700) bruddah, white is the secondary if that’s required. HOOK EM

  • Gamblor says:

    I cleaned up the names a little to make them fit the game better for when you’re making the teams. However they’ve changed their team name to the Providence Fantastically Great and Loved Characters which is more difficult

    Big Thecat
    Wii Rygar
    Naked Raiden
    Kurtis Stryker
    Adam Malkovich
    Tobias Bruckner
    Rising Zan
    Robot Zan
    Cheng Sinzan
    3D Bubsy
    VR Conker
    Boxart Megaman
    Giant Knuckles
    Pepsi Man
    Chex Warrior (QB)
    Ninjabread Man
    Racist Jynx
    Johnny Akiba
    Thecastofshaqfu Sewntogetherintooneperson
    Ti Dus

  • Hero says:

    The Wifebeaters
    Colors: Black & Blue

    Glass Joe (Quarterback)
    Lil Bow Wow (teen)
    Vince McMahon
    Aero the Acrobat
    Kobe Bryant
    Naruto Uzamaki
    Cam’ron
    Raichu
    Ken Griffey Jr
    Ken Griffey Sr
    L Block

    This is Glass Joes last season. Hes older and the sport keeps getting quicker and younger. Hes never been an elite QB but hes always had heart. He’s had a lot of pressure from his family to quit because he has had so many head injuries first from his boxing career and now from football. He’s never won a championship, he’s never even been in a championship game. He’s putting it all on the line this year. He wants to prove that he is capable of achieving success to his friends, to his family, and most importantly, to himself.

    Bow Wow is a young up and comer in the league. He shows a lot of promise but hes untested. He’s very excited to be able to play during Glass Joes last season and in the locker room during practice promised Joe he will do all he can to make sure his last season as a Wife Beater will be one to remember.

    Vince McMahon is also a veteran but still one of the elite players in the league. He has been a long time teammate and friend to Joe but also feels his final high level playing years are being wasted by having Joe as leader.

    Aero the Acrobat was a #1 draft pick a few years ago. He is without a doubt the best player on the team. He wants to be traded as he feels his talents are being wasted with a team of old veterans and too wet behind the ears rookies. He knows under the right system he could rival Mario or Sonic but instead he’s the shining jewel on a bad team.

    Kobe Bryant is one of the best basketball players ever but his competitive nature never ended when he retired. He’s giving football a try. This is his rookie season. The GM is using him to boost ticket sales and the coach is just hoping some of his athletic prowess transfers over regardless of being new to the sport

    Naruto Uzamaki is a good middle of the road player. Never terrible, rarely amazing. Guaranteed solid performance and very little drama on or off the field. He is great at keeping morale up amongst his teammates.

    Cam’ron is very fast and flashy. He loves to show off and always taunts after a good play. He doesn’t love the sport but hes good at it. He doesn’t care about winning or losing, only cares if the check clears. When reporters asked him what they think about going into this season with Glass Joe still in the QB position he said “First off I’m a man so i dont speak on other men thats gay you minus well be sucking his dick ya feel me. But to answer your question if they wanna let the old nigga rock who am i to judge? Let grandpa play.”

    Raichu is the best Pokemon. He doesn’t know why he’s playing football his trainer just makes him play.

    Ken Griffey Jr & Sr are the most popular players on the team. They have great energy on the field and fans can’t get enough of them. They have the highest merchandise sales of anyone on the Wife Beaters

    L Block is here for one reason. To take back what was stolen from him

  • Rawk says:

    https://image.ibb.co/dCBTMv/Capture.png

    Just use my SMTIV team from a similar Tecmo league I participate in (I was runner up this past season!)

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