Obviously you have not been to Kansas ..... 

Here is a live feed from a local hospital, its getting dire.

Sent a like your way.

It's very real: http://weather.gc.ca/warnings/report_e.html?ab33#1650552411649535004201707020501ww1676cwwg
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302 prayers so far, we might just pull through!

Huagh @ that gif.

Sent another like your way. Stay cool gamer.... try a Nyko AirFlo controller......

Posted by: Mock

Here is a live feed from a local hospital, its getting dire.

• James McVoy is there so I wouldn't mind

Excuse me?

84 is hot? 

Day 2. The heat warning continues.

702 prayers made the morning slightly bearable, but that SUN is coming around for another pass. 🙁

While on a walk today I spontaneously combusted, so I had to run into the river before I burned to death. However, the river was boiling it truly was a setup.

I came home and discovered 902 prayers had been sent to me, and my burns miraculously healed.

After I came home it started raining - but actually it was just evaporated hydrochloric acid returning to the earth, the paint job on my car is ruined now.
I have a long weekend so I still have one more day of this particular heat to survive, please help me...

i would kill for those temperatures consistently 

Heat is hot.

Sent another like.

I was in a medical facility today recovering from the intense melting skin I've been having, and on the TV I saw something so terrible. Spokane, Idaho is going to be 100 degrees this Saturday.

I'm donating all my prayers for their future salvation.

It's 92 but feels like 95 here in Kansas.... feel for us

This is an ANTI religion post and I will NOT have it!!! Prayers DO things! Stop mocking us believers!

Posted by: Apple

This is an ANTI religion post and I will NOT have it!!! Prayers DO things! Stop mocking us believers!

uh...

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k....

/me walks away

Posted by: Apple

This is an ANTI religion post and I will NOT have it!!! Prayers DO things! Stop mocking us believers!

This is an ANTI anti-religion post and I am FURIOUS. Take this TRASH to the CURB.

gettin confused here, pray for me

Mock now that ur heat pro plz advise how to survive 

Move away from a place with "Dull" in the name, first.

Seriously though:
Open the fridge door to cool your place, also run cold water in the bathtub with a plug on the drain. Let it overflow, so that it spills outdoors. Dip your fingers in the overflow and fling the water droplets at the sun. Eventually it will cool down for you.

The fridge part is essential or else the water will become too warm on the way outdoors.

Please help me too

Posted by: Mock

Move away from a place with "Dull" in the name, first.

Seriously though:
Open the fridge door to cool your place, also run cold water in the bathtub with a plug on the drain. Let it overflow, so that it spills outdoors. Dip your fingers in the overflow and fling the water droplets at the sun. Eventually it will cool down for you.

The fridge part is essential or else the water will become too warm on the way outdoors.

thx i will report how it works

Posted by: ladyjuice

Please help me too

Dunno your cartoon trees look pretty happy and are not spontaneously combusting yet.

🔥

Hmm well Kansas is a lot different than Virginia, so the method I prescribed jyank is inappropriate for you.

You just need to wait for the inevitable tornado that comes after all that heat, tornados usually cool things off with their 200km/h winds and such. You'll probably have one this evening, maybe overnight.

Didn't happen, still hot, send tornados.

I do not want a tornado do I look like DOROTHY to you?

k, one tornado incoming...