i strive and aspire to be more than a new gamer i must transcend to great heights like no one ever has before 

You're an Eminem Gamer. 

I mean Eminent Gamer.

Arms spaghetti.

Can I be an M&M gamer... So I won't melt in your hands, only your mouth

No longer, now you're only a crusted gamer. It means you've sort of lapsed in your gaming and you think that new handheld 3D console is going to make waves pretty soon.

I'm just a gamer. through n through

I just like games ok

crusty stank gamer

Posted by: tyler

crusty stank gamer

That should be like the highest rank for the forum

Is that directed at me tyler?

you smell like you could be one