October 27, 2018 1:08 PM
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I would be telekinetic with the ability to become invisible too....
FUCKING AMAZING COMBO
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October 27, 2018 2:00 PM
Invisibility and teleportation, the ideal combination.
I'll be a bazillionaire mercenary spy by selling my services to the highest bidders. Governmental spy services, freedom fighters, whoever. All negotiations and briefings are done in person while I'm invisible, no tracing my cellphones or IP or whatever, so that I'm able to live a lavish visible lifestyle with my riches and still be safe from the scores of enemies that would be out to kill me!
Drumming up business can be difficult when I'm literally unreachable. So I must be proactive...teleporting around in top-secret briefing rooms and following world leaders, shifty-dudes, and other various interesting people. If I hear of an opportunity, or read some juicy info in an email over someones shoulder, then I will make my presence known by and offer my services!
Both super powers extend to my clothing and any objects I am carrying, naturally.
Alternately, I could just open a boring P.I. shop and offer my services in more conventional (read: yawn) ways too... Solve petty crimes and bust cheating spouses, but the pay is not as good!
Or just teleport into a bank vault and take some loot...
There are many options!
This post was modified 6 years ago by Mock
ladyjuice Topic starter
October 27, 2018 2:31 PM
One would be able to teleport with telekinesis if I'm thinking correctly
Mock October 28, 2018 11:52 AM
So, you could move yourself with your own telekinesis maybe, but I always considered telekinesis to be just regular movement physically through the air, not instantly disappearing and reappearing as one does when they teleport.
Alternately, you could spin the earth around while you sit perfectly still. Sounds painful!
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October 28, 2018 4:30 PM
Invisibility and mind reading. boom
ladyjuice Topic starter
October 28, 2018 5:27 PM
I wouldn't want to mind read...
UGH it would be so awkward ... NO TY
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October 29, 2018 3:50 PM
i would be the ultimate gamer with the power to generate infinite money so i can focus on gameing and fund games that appeal to my tastes
Apple October 30, 2018 6:13 PM
ok this is the best one hands down sorry this is just the perfect power
Mock November 10, 2018 2:13 PM
When I was a child I always wanted a NES/SNES/Gameboy that would print MONEY corresponding to the number of points you get in a game.
Had a shitty Tetris run? It's okay, that's still like $40,000.
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October 29, 2018 8:41 PM
Changing water into wine and and ugly girls into hot chicks.
ladyjuice Topic starter
November 9, 2018 7:18 PM
The world needs ugly chicks though... there wouldn't be hot chicks w/o the ugly ones
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November 28, 2018 6:32 PM
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I want to change mine to being able to walk in really high heels w/o looking like a newborn hoofed animal...
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