I am an inkling! Literally make my living spraying paint over over random places like the gym and local art academy! It's great!!

I am Goku and I can defeat anyone. (Shitty Dokkan Battle mobile game thing people were saying is something special its just shitty gacha shit but i am goku at least np.)

I am gimmick! The soles of my shoes are made of oil-slicked ice and I always fall down slopes to certain death. 

I am ROY, a great commander but i gotta rely on everyone else to fight basically since my stats are garbage

I stalk the night in my hawaiian shirt and miami sunglasses, jet squelcher in hand. Nobody can touch me, not even snipers. With three ink tanks and two recovery boosts, I can ink amounts equal to an aerospray. I am a squid assassin. 

Posted by: Mock

I stalk the night in my hawaiian shirt and miami sunglasses, jet squelcher in hand. Nobody can touch me, not even snipers. With three ink tanks and two recovery boosts, I can ink amounts equal to an aerospray. I am a squid assassin. 

jetskier 3?

yeah thats def jetskier 3

i am a terrorist who likes blowing up ammunition reserves... or maybe that was just a mirage

I'm a spelunky sort of dude, digging holes, dugging around. Inflating the creatures I find down there...until they explode. I'm not sure why I do this, but I know in my heart that I can't let these creatures escape to our surface world.

y do u spell ur name without an o

My name is Taizo Hori, two o's!

no ur name is doug without the o heh!!!

I am a terrorist trying to plant a bomb on some munition crates.

wtf i'm luigi and I suck

I'M ROCKMAN!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!

hell

yeah

I am the Hero in Dragon Quest IX....

can I go gay for Erk?

I'm the pissed-off Santa impersonator from "Slain: Back from Hell"

Dude has NO CHILL:

im myself. the game of life

this aint no game idiot this is the life of a gamer.... aka always being marginalized and attacked... call it a game if u wanna but this is very real

all day im grinding, fighting irl bosses, but yet i come out alive and this place gives me a loot every other week, keep gaming 

amazing how much games reflect the real world.... whoa dude

Posted by: ladyjuice

I am the Hero in Dragon Quest IX....

can I go gay for Erk?

Erk??? from Fire Emblem??? hell yeah u can gamer

also i guess im ryo hazuki from shenmue now

I'm Yoshi in the sequel to the best 2D platformer of all time.

I lickitung creatures with my long-ass tongue, then shit them out as eggs and throw them at money and flowers floating in the sky.

I am Donkey Kong... and you know what... I love it.

I am The Last Gladiator!
People from all over the empire fear my pinball skills.

wtf i'm kirby and I suck