Tecmo P-Wing Bowl 2018 Registration (CLOSED)

SEASON TWO!!!! (Did not see this coming!!!)

Hello and welcome to the OFFICIAL P dash WING dot NET Tecmo P-Wing Bowl 2018 post!!! Very soon we will be hosting a FIERCE live television event between p-wing members!. How do you get in on this action? Well that’s easy! Every member is capable of making their own team who will compete LIVE with LIVE commentary all leading up to an enormous Tecmo P-Wing Bowl Live Stream! 

Who will take home the EPIC P-Wing Bowl Trophy???


So what the heck is this AWESOME thing?

  • User created teams will face off (COM vs COM, with balanced player/team stats)
  • Games will be live streamed with live commentary leading up to a Super P-Wing Bowl!

How do I get on this?! What information do I need to leave in my comment below??

  • A Team City and Team Name
  • A list of players you would like to see on your team. (10 or so, the more the better as to avoid repeats on field)

Optional!

  • Team Colors 
  • A story about your team or players for the commentators. (P-Wing Play by Play can use for color when broadcasting a game)
  • Player Specific Positions/Numbers (Example: I want Shigeru Miyamoto at my QB with the jersey number 69!)

So that’s that! Wait, what is this? An image directly from the field?

That’s Willie Whale of the P-Wing Flyers a team made up by none other than Apple! I wonder if this team will be able to go ALL THE WAY to the Tecmo P-Wing Bowl!

Current Teams

Owner Team Players
Apple P-Wing Flyers

David Hayter
Crunchy Fish
Patrick Pwing

CSGO Terrorist
Mike Jones
Bradley Koopa
Willie Whale

Sacha Zzim
Anderson Koopa
Knuckles Enchilada

Jeremy Lin
Lacroix Boy
Jerry Rice
Barbaloot Duckberg Bandits

Ma – QB #1
Big Time
Burger
Bouncer
Baggy
Bankjob
Bebop
Babyface
Bomber
Bad Attitude
Benevolent
Botched Job
Bungle
Bottle
Black Arts
Brad The Baltimore Burger Kings

Johnny Manziel (QB)
Tony Romo
Ray Rice
Adrian Peterson
Hue Jackson
Tyronn Lue
JR Swish
The Kids from LeBron’s I PROMISE School
CJ Spiller
Stephen Hawking (Rolling Back)
Jesse Owens
Christopherzilla DINOTIME

“The Dorf” Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf #14 (QB)
Thanos (Center)
The Stig #11 (Wide Reciever)
Mr. Satan #66 (Running Back)
Charles Xavier (Running Back)
Big Hoss (Tackle)
Hired Goon (Right Outside Linebacker)
Stefán Karl #1 (Wide Reciever)
Jean-Luc Picard
William Wallace
Vladimir Lenin
Dovahkiin
Frugal Gourmet
Rainbow Stalin
Robocop
Sean Connery
Gamblor Providence of Well Designed Characters

Waterworld Jetskier (New QB and coach, #32, the bits of Virtual Boy)
Big TheCat (running guy)
Kurtis Stryker (running guy)
Naked Raiden (catching guy)
Adam Malkovich (catching guy)
Pepsi Man (safety)
Hyper Man (linespeople or whatever)
Ninjabread Man
Chex Warrior
Johnny Akiba
Tall Knuckles
Wii Rygar
Ludmilla Karenina
Ravi Drums
Double DefDP
Typhoon Jebi
David Katz the Madden shooter
CastOf ShaqFu (sewn together)
Tidus McTidus (kicker)
gorey The Troops

Gex
Bubsy
Zool
Tetris L block
John Cena
Big Boss(QB)
Gordon Freeman
Curtis Martin(RB)
Leprechaun from the Leprechaun film franchise
Patrick Swayze(WR)
John Madden
Kearney from the Simpsons
Tom Servo
Burt Reynolds(RB)
Dirk Diggler
John C. Reilly
Jason Voorhees
Paul Rudd
Randy Moss
Hero USA NFL All-Stars

Jerry Rice
Tom Brady
Hideo Kojima
Joe Greene
Peyton Manning
Joe Montana
Justin Wong
Michael Phelps
Barry Sanders
Emmitt Smith
John Madden
kuro Texas Texans

QB: Vince Young, Colt McCoy

RB: Ricky Williams, Jamaal Charles, Earl Campbell, Priest Holmes
WR: Jordan Shipley, Quan Cosby, Roy Williams, Jaxon Shipley
TE: David Thomas, Blaine Irby

T: Justin Blalock, Jon Scott
G: Casey Studdard, Tony Hills
C: Lyle Sendlein

K: Justin Tucker
P: Russ Erxleben (IRKS-lebbin)

RE: Jackson Jeffcoat
NT: Casey Hampton
LE: Brian Robison
ROLB: Brian Orakpo
RILB: Jordan Hicks
LILB: Britt Hager
LOLB: Derrick Johnson
CB: Nathan Vasher, Aaron Ross
SS: Michael Griffin
FS: Earl Thomas

ladyjuice The Loungers

Peter Dinklage
T. Colin Campbell
George Costanza
Saiyan Vegeta
Naked Corndog
Joaquin Pheonix
Revali Rito
Satoru Iwata
Smoothie The Cat
Quaker Oats Guy
Tilikum the Orca
Mock A-Channel Cityline

Hong Couver
Edmon Chuck
Cow Gary
Sax Katoon
Reg Aina
Winnie Peg
Thor Onto
Mo Entrail
Cube Heckshitty
Fred Rickton
Halle Facks
Whitey Hoarse
Yal O-Nyfe
nanashi North Dakota Seahorses

Jack Daniels (QB)
Lightning Returns (WR)
Decent Churchgoer
Nicki Mirage
Union Worker
Friendly Executive
Instagram Model
Nihilistic Teenager
Party Animal
Old Person
Good Weather
prg The Right Wing Nut Jobs

Floyd Mayweather
Alex Jones
Tucker Carlson
Epic Eric Trump
Ben Shapiro
Natalie Portman
Taylor Swift
Rick Flare
Rolf Landale
MC Ride
Tim Allen
Knuckles The Hedgehog (Punter)
Dan Bailey (Kicker)
Joey Diaz (Punter/Kicker Backup)

Rawk Waifu Warlords

Erza Scarlet (QB)
Ecclesian Shanoa (QB2)
Guardian Shantae (RB1)
Ryuko Matoi (RB2)
Servant Saber (RB3)
Virgin Yamada (RB4)
Android TwoBee (WR1)
Aya Brea (WR2)
Dancer Primrose (WR3)
Android AyTwo (WR4)
Android Eighteen (TE1)
Assassin Roberta (TE2)
Purple Heart (C)
Green Heart (LG)
Black Heart (RG)
White Heart (LT)
Iris Heart (RT)
Exalt Lucina (RE)
Marina Liteyears (NT)
Jolyne Kujo (LE)
Two Guns Revy (ROLB)
Witch Bayonetta (RILB)
Velvet Crowe (LILB)
DragonMaid Tohru (LOLB)
Mikasa Ackerman (RCB)
Yuno Gasai (LCB)
Nurse Valentine (FS)
Android KosMos (SS)
Hatsune Miku (K)
Megurine Luka (P)
Servant Saber (KR)
Servant Saber (PR)

Refia Retro Masters

Yumetarou (QB)
Takamaru Swordguy
Scottish Gamer (From Monster Hunter Tri Commercials)
John McCain
Chris Cornell
Kurt Russell
Ex-Chinese Guy 
Dr. Wily
Botw Soundtrack (make this guy whatever the strongest not-QB)
Vince McMahon
Papa Adolf
Doshin Giant (make this guy like second best thing)
Sigurd Chalphy (this guy can be like third best cause hes a baller)
Graphics Tightener (Tight End)
Diskun
Soyfood Faux Meat

Mapo
Stinky
Fry
Pudding
Inarizushi
Skin-roll
Firm
Sapo
Soymilk
Soysauce
Curry
Agedashi
Curd
Soft
Tyler idk yet ill think of one

Coggin
Cap’n Crunch
Ms. Aquafina
Hugh Jazz
Dumb Bitch
Lil B
Kodak Black
Rob Banks
Shrimp Dick
Kobe Bryant
Aaron Joseph Henness
Michael Myers

18 Comments

  • Apple says:

    David Hayter
    Crunchy Fish
    Patrick Pwing
    CSGO Terrorist
    Mike Jones
    Bradley Koopa
    Willie Whale
    Sacha Zzim
    Anderson Koopa
    Knuckles Enchilada
    Jeremy Lin
    Lacroix Boy
    Jerry Rice

    Had some holes in my lineup! I think what we managed to get a hold of on the off-season are going to take us all the way… hell. yeah.

  • gorey says:

    The Troops

    Gex
    Bubsy
    Zool
    Tetris L block
    John Cena
    Big Boss(QB)
    Gordon Freeman
    Curtis Martin(RB)
    Leprechaun from the Leprechaun film franchise
    Patrick Swayze(WR)
    John Madden
    Kearney from the Simpsons
    Tom Servo
    Burt Reynolds(RB)
    Dirk Diggler
    John C. Reilly
    Jason Voorhees
    Paul Rudd
    Randy Moss

  • Refia says:

    Retro Masters

    Yumetarou (QB)
    Takamaru Swordguy
    Scottish Gamer (From Monster Hunter Tri Commercials)
    John McCain
    Chris Cornell
    Kurt Russell
    Ex-Chinese Guy (from Shenmue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WWkQgT3To )
    Dr. Wily
    Botw Soundtrack (make this guy whatever the strongest not-QB thing is he has great potential)
    Vince McMahon
    Papa Adolf
    Doshin Giant (make this guy like second best thing w/e u know how it is this guy is huge he’s gonna make huge plays got it???)
    Sigurd Chalphy (this guy can be like third best cause hes a baller)
    Graphics Tightener (Tight End)
    Diskun

    alright i should stop stacking my team while im ahead to give u guys a chance but even then its gonna be impossible to beat so uhhh good luck!!!!!!

  • Brad says:

    The Baltimore Burger Kings

    Johnny Manziel (QB)
    Tony Romo
    Ray Rice
    Adrian Peterson
    Hue Jackson
    Tyronn Lue
    JR Swish
    The Kids from LeBron’s I PROMISE School
    CJ Spiller
    Stephen Hawking (Rolling Back)
    Jesse Owens

    Color: B13

    Story: After the Cleveland Browns finished 0-16, they were bought out by a member of P dash WING dot NET. He eventually decided moving them to Balitmore would be the best and built a super team of unlikely members. This is there first year in the league, as most members are not able to participate in the National Football League. Game on chumps. We’re winnin the P-Wing Bowl.

  • Gamblor says:

    Providence Well Designed Characters

    Colors: Pink and Brown

    Waterworld Jetskier (New QB and coach, #32, the bits of Virtual Boy)
    Big TheCat (running guy)
    Kurtis Stryker (running guy)
    Naked Raiden (catching guy)
    Adam Malkovich (catching guy)
    Pepsi Man (safety)
    Hyper Man (linespeople or whatever)
    Ninjabread Man
    Chex Warrior
    Johnny Akiba
    Tall Knuckles
    Wii Rygar
    Ludmilla Karenina
    Ravi Drums
    Double DefDP
    Typhoon Jebi
    David Katz the Madden shooter
    CastOf ShaqFu (sewn together)
    Tidus McTidus (kicker)

    Backstory:

    Virtual Boy Waterworld Jetskier has awoken from his 23 year coma and rejoined his sports team to lead them back to their former glory. Disgusted by what he saw in last year’s recordings, Jetskier tore 3D Bubsy in half at the waist and brought in some high profile ringers to help put the team over the top. These include Ludmilla Karenina from hit Wii U first party gem Devil’s Third, anti-floppy disc piracy rapper MC Double Def DP, resurrected Madden gunman David Katz who was cured of his psychological disorders and found peace and forgiveness in heaven, and Typhoon Jebi fresh from his tour of Japan. Ravi Drums also wandered onto the field so they let him play. Cuts from last year’s roster include Tobias Bruckner, Black Jynx, and VR Conker for being too racist, Cheng Sin Zan for “not being racist enough” (?), and Bad Boxart Megaman because he’s supposed to be bad and therefore actually too good for the team. Johnny Akiba continues to run around in a barrel shitting his pants to warn us all of the endless war economy that Kojima predicts will destroy most of human society by mid to late 21st century.

  • ladyjuice says:

    The Loungers:

    Peter Dinklage
    T. Colin Campbell
    George Costanza
    Saiyan Vegeta
    Naked Corndog
    Joaquin Pheonix
    Revali Rito
    Satoru Iwata
    Smoothie The Cat
    Quaker Oats Guy
    Tilikum the Orca

    Got a new team this year, Fangirl Faves let me down in the end of last season so I had to cut them off. Hopefully The Loungers don’t show me the same disrespect.

  • Christopherzilla says:

    Team Name: DINOTIME
    Team City: Sweetieville
    Team Colors: Dark Green/Light Green

    “For thousands of years they lie dormant, but now they’re back and will stop at nothing to defeat the Retro Masters. Team co-owned by Christopherzilla and LuapNor.”

    “The Dorf” Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf #14 (Quarter Back)
    Thanos (Center)
    The Stig #11 (Wide Reciever)
    Mr. Satan #66 (Running Back)
    Charles Xavier (Running Back)
    Big Hoss (Tackle)
    Hired Goon (Right Outside Linebacker)
    Stefán Karl #1 (Wide Reciever)
    Jean-Luc Picard
    William Wallace
    Vladimir Lenin
    Dovahkiin
    Frugal Gourmet
    Rainbow Stalin
    Robocop
    Sean Connery

  • nanashi says:

    North Dakota Seahorses

    Team Color: Bright Purple
    Logo: An Upside Down Horsea Placed Diagonally

    Story: Jack Daniels is a civil rights activist from the peaceful city of Bismarck. It’s so peaceful that there’s no work for him to do. Plus, he’s bored of video games! So now what? Well… as he’s walking back from the supermarket, he trips over a golden umbrella. Memories. His mind overflows with memories. A young child swimming in the Missouri River, catching his first glimpse of freedom. He felt like there had to be something more. This is the tale of Jack Daniels and his dream to become a seahorse.

    Jack Daniels (QB)
    Lightning Returns (WR)
    Decent Churchgoer
    Nicki Mirage
    Union Worker
    Friendly Executive
    Instagram Model
    Nihilistic Teenager
    Party Animal
    Old Person

  • Mock says:

    A-Channel Cityline

    Colors: Black and Yellow
    Logo: A-Channel logo: http://www.logovaults.com/logo/6429-a-channel-logo-png

    Hong Couver
    Edmon Chuck
    Cow Gary
    Sax Katoon
    Reg Aina
    Winnie Peg
    Thor Onto
    Mo Entrail
    Cube Heckshitty
    Fred Rickton
    Halle Facks
    Whitey Hoarse
    Yal O-Nyfe

    Each city of an ancient land of mystery sends in their top player to join the best cable news channel football team of the late 90s. They time-travel to 2018 to demonstrate who the real RETRO MASTERS are!

  • Barbaloot says:

    Duckberg Bandits

    Colors: Primary orange, secondary black
    Logo: https://kathleenhalme.com/images/bandana-clipart-bandit.jpg That works tbh

    Players:

    Ma – QB #1
    Big Time
    Burger
    Bouncer
    Baggy
    Bankjob
    Bebop
    Babyface
    Bomber
    Bad Attitude
    Benevolent
    Botched Job
    Bungle
    Bottle
    Black Arts

  • prg says:

    Announcement! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! PSA!! WARNING!! ALERT!!

    GensisHasGoodGames is now….

    (… that’s it…)

    The Right Wing Nut Jobs

    Tweet out your favorite Right Wing Nut Job with our very own P-wing exclusive hashbrown #RWNJ

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    And now for the big real stuff – the stuff you’ve been waiting for. RWNJ front office has been very busy over the offseason. After a crushing defeat last year, we’re looking to shake things up and make an impact on the league this year. We’ve evaluated the talent in the league and on rival teams and we think we have a group of nutjobs that will really bring us to the next level this year.

    ~*~ ROSTER UNVEILING!!!!!! ~*~
    REVEAL IS NOW! PUT YOUR iPHONE DOWN FOR THIS ONE!!

    These fellers go both ways (off and def):
    1. Floyd Mayweather
    2. Alex Jones
    3. Tucker Carlson
    4. Epic Eric Trump
    5. Ben Shapiro
    6. Natalie Portman
    7. Taylor Swift
    8. Rick Flare
    9. Rolf Landale
    10. MC Ride
    11. Tim Allen

    Punter:
    Knuckles The Hedgehog

    Kicker:
    Dan Bailey

    Backup punter/kicker:
    Joey Diaz

  • Hero says:

    USA NFL All-Stars

    Colors: Red/White/Blue

    Jerry Rice
    Tom Brady
    Hideo Kojima
    Joe Greene
    Peyton Manning
    Joe Montana
    Justin Wong
    Michael Phelps
    Barry Sanders
    Emmitt Smith
    John Madden

  • Soyfood says:

    Team name: Faux meat

    Mapo
    Stinky
    Fry
    Pudding
    Inarizushi
    Skin-roll
    Firm
    Sapo
    Soymilk
    Soysauce
    Curry
    Agedashi
    Curd
    Soft

    Team color, grey n white
    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/856286317465829377/yRrvEwey_400x400.jpg

  • Tyler says:

    Team Name idk yet ill think of one

    Coggin
    Cap’n Crunch
    Ms. Aquafina
    Hugh Jazz
    Dumb Bitch
    Lil B
    Kodak Black
    Rob Banks
    Shrimp Dick
    Kobe Bryant
    Aaron Joseph Henness

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