WANTED: Apple “apple juica” Juice
- By Brad
- January 11, 2019
- 4 Comments
Hello gamers, we are currently on a manhunt for Apple “apple juica” Juice.
Here is his mugshot:
He can commonly be found:
- Riding da Dodongo
- Commentating Tecmo Bowl games
- Owning so hard (so hard)
- Flying a blimp
- Gaming on his Nintendo branded hardware
- Owning harder than ever
What he could be up to now:
- Training in the mountains to own in Smash
Any and all clues are welcome. The currently bounty for bringing him in the remains of the GCL Game Cache.
Game on!
put out an APB
we’re going to hunt this motherfucker down and nail him to the wall
nobody gets away with breaking Refia’s heart
alias include:
applejax222
Nate Lars
manlyjuica
apple, son of tree, father of guile, guardian of gamers
approach subject with AAA nintendo games, no BOTW.
It doesn’t have to end like this…
We will all be here when the time is right.
What does he do?