Owner |
Team |
Players |
Apple |
P-Wing Flyers
|
David Hayter
Crunchy Fish
Patrick Pwing
CSGO Terrorist
Mike Jones
Bradley Koopa
Willie Whale
Sacha Zzim
Anderson Koopa
Knuckles Enchilada
Jeremy Lin
Lacroix Boy
Jerry Rice |
Barbaloot |
Duckberg Bandits
|
Ma – QB #1
Big Time
Burger
Bouncer
Baggy
Bankjob
Bebop
Babyface
Bomber
Bad Attitude
Benevolent
Botched Job
Bungle
Bottle
Black Arts |
Brad |
The Baltimore Burger Kings
|
Johnny Manziel (QB)
Tony Romo
Ray Rice
Adrian Peterson
Hue Jackson
Tyronn Lue
JR Swish
The Kids from LeBron’s I PROMISE School
CJ Spiller
Stephen Hawking (Rolling Back)
Jesse Owens |
Christopherzilla |
DINOTIME
|
“The Dorf” Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf #14 (QB)
Thanos (Center)
The Stig #11 (Wide Reciever)
Mr. Satan #66 (Running Back)
Charles Xavier (Running Back)
Big Hoss (Tackle)
Hired Goon (Right Outside Linebacker)
Stefán Karl #1 (Wide Reciever)
Jean-Luc Picard
William Wallace
Vladimir Lenin
Dovahkiin
Frugal Gourmet
Rainbow Stalin
Robocop
Sean Connery |
Gamblor |
Providence of Well Designed Characters
|
Waterworld Jetskier (New QB and coach, #32, the bits of Virtual Boy)
Big TheCat (running guy)
Kurtis Stryker (running guy)
Naked Raiden (catching guy)
Adam Malkovich (catching guy)
Pepsi Man (safety)
Hyper Man (linespeople or whatever)
Ninjabread Man
Chex Warrior
Johnny Akiba
Tall Knuckles
Wii Rygar
Ludmilla Karenina
Ravi Drums
Double DefDP
Typhoon Jebi
David Katz the Madden shooter
CastOf ShaqFu (sewn together)
Tidus McTidus (kicker) |
gorey |
The Troops
|
Gex
Bubsy
Zool
Tetris L block
John Cena
Big Boss(QB)
Gordon Freeman
Curtis Martin(RB)
Leprechaun from the Leprechaun film franchise
Patrick Swayze(WR)
John Madden
Kearney from the Simpsons
Tom Servo
Burt Reynolds(RB)
Dirk Diggler
John C. Reilly
Jason Voorhees
Paul Rudd
Randy Moss |
Hero |
USA NFL All-Stars
|
Jerry Rice
Tom Brady
Hideo Kojima
Joe Greene
Peyton Manning
Joe Montana
Justin Wong
Michael Phelps
Barry Sanders
Emmitt Smith
John Madden |
kuro |
Texas Texans
|
QB: Vince Young, Colt McCoy
RB: Ricky Williams, Jamaal Charles, Earl Campbell, Priest Holmes
WR: Jordan Shipley, Quan Cosby, Roy Williams, Jaxon Shipley
TE: David Thomas, Blaine Irby
T: Justin Blalock, Jon Scott
G: Casey Studdard, Tony Hills
C: Lyle Sendlein
K: Justin Tucker
P: Russ Erxleben (IRKS-lebbin)
RE: Jackson Jeffcoat
NT: Casey Hampton
LE: Brian Robison
ROLB: Brian Orakpo
RILB: Jordan Hicks
LILB: Britt Hager
LOLB: Derrick Johnson
CB: Nathan Vasher, Aaron Ross
SS: Michael Griffin
FS: Earl Thomas
|
ladyjuice |
The Loungers
|
Peter Dinklage
T. Colin Campbell
George Costanza
Saiyan Vegeta
Naked Corndog
Joaquin Pheonix
Revali Rito
Satoru Iwata
Smoothie The Cat
Quaker Oats Guy
Tilikum the Orca |
Mock |
A-Channel Cityline
|
Hong Couver
Edmon Chuck
Cow Gary
Sax Katoon
Reg Aina
Winnie Peg
Thor Onto
Mo Entrail
Cube Heckshitty
Fred Rickton
Halle Facks
Whitey Hoarse
Yal O-Nyfe |
nanashi |
North Dakota Seahorses
|
Jack Daniels (QB)
Lightning Returns (WR)
Decent Churchgoer
Nicki Mirage
Union Worker
Friendly Executive
Instagram Model
Nihilistic Teenager
Party Animal
Old Person
Good Weather |
prg |
The Right Wing Nut Jobs
|
Floyd Mayweather
Alex Jones
Tucker Carlson
Epic Eric Trump
Ben Shapiro
Natalie Portman
Taylor Swift
Rick Flare
Rolf Landale
MC Ride
Tim Allen
Knuckles The Hedgehog (Punter)
Dan Bailey (Kicker)
Joey Diaz (Punter/Kicker Backup)
|
Rawk |
Waifu Warlords
|
Erza Scarlet (QB)
Ecclesian Shanoa (QB2)
Guardian Shantae (RB1)
Ryuko Matoi (RB2)
Servant Saber (RB3)
Virgin Yamada (RB4)
Android TwoBee (WR1)
Aya Brea (WR2)
Dancer Primrose (WR3)
Android AyTwo (WR4)
Android Eighteen (TE1)
Assassin Roberta (TE2)
Purple Heart (C)
Green Heart (LG)
Black Heart (RG)
White Heart (LT)
Iris Heart (RT)
Exalt Lucina (RE)
Marina Liteyears (NT)
Jolyne Kujo (LE)
Two Guns Revy (ROLB)
Witch Bayonetta (RILB)
Velvet Crowe (LILB)
DragonMaid Tohru (LOLB)
Mikasa Ackerman (RCB)
Yuno Gasai (LCB)
Nurse Valentine (FS)
Android KosMos (SS)
Hatsune Miku (K)
Megurine Luka (P)
Servant Saber (KR)
Servant Saber (PR)
|
Refia |
Retro Masters
|
Yumetarou (QB)
Takamaru Swordguy
Scottish Gamer (From Monster Hunter Tri Commercials)
John McCain
Chris Cornell
Kurt Russell
Ex-Chinese Guy
Dr. Wily
Botw Soundtrack (make this guy whatever the strongest not-QB)
Vince McMahon
Papa Adolf
Doshin Giant (make this guy like second best thing)
Sigurd Chalphy (this guy can be like third best cause hes a baller)
Graphics Tightener (Tight End)
Diskun |
Soyfood |
Faux Meat
|
Mapo
Stinky
Fry
Pudding
Inarizushi
Skin-roll
Firm
Sapo
Soymilk
Soysauce
Curry
Agedashi
Curd
Soft |
Tyler |
idk yet ill think of one
|
Coggin
Cap’n Crunch
Ms. Aquafina
Hugh Jazz
Dumb Bitch
Lil B
Kodak Black
Rob Banks
Shrimp Dick
Kobe Bryant
Aaron Joseph Henness
Michael Myers
|
David Hayter
Crunchy Fish
Patrick Pwing
CSGO Terrorist
Mike Jones
Bradley Koopa
Willie Whale
Sacha Zzim
Anderson Koopa
Knuckles Enchilada
Jeremy Lin
Lacroix Boy
Jerry Rice
Had some holes in my lineup! I think what we managed to get a hold of on the off-season are going to take us all the way… hell. yeah.
The Troops
Gex
Bubsy
Zool
Tetris L block
John Cena
Big Boss(QB)
Gordon Freeman
Curtis Martin(RB)
Leprechaun from the Leprechaun film franchise
Patrick Swayze(WR)
John Madden
Kearney from the Simpsons
Tom Servo
Burt Reynolds(RB)
Dirk Diggler
John C. Reilly
Jason Voorhees
Paul Rudd
Randy Moss
This is the team to look out for…
Retro Masters
Yumetarou (QB)
Takamaru Swordguy
Scottish Gamer (From Monster Hunter Tri Commercials)
John McCain
Chris Cornell
Kurt Russell
Ex-Chinese Guy (from Shenmue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WWkQgT3To )
Dr. Wily
Botw Soundtrack (make this guy whatever the strongest not-QB thing is he has great potential)
Vince McMahon
Papa Adolf
Doshin Giant (make this guy like second best thing w/e u know how it is this guy is huge he’s gonna make huge plays got it???)
Sigurd Chalphy (this guy can be like third best cause hes a baller)
Graphics Tightener (Tight End)
Diskun
alright i should stop stacking my team while im ahead to give u guys a chance but even then its gonna be impossible to beat so uhhh good luck!!!!!!
The Baltimore Burger Kings
Johnny Manziel (QB)
Tony Romo
Ray Rice
Adrian Peterson
Hue Jackson
Tyronn Lue
JR Swish
The Kids from LeBron’s I PROMISE School
CJ Spiller
Stephen Hawking (Rolling Back)
Jesse Owens
Color: B13
Story: After the Cleveland Browns finished 0-16, they were bought out by a member of P dash WING dot NET. He eventually decided moving them to Balitmore would be the best and built a super team of unlikely members. This is there first year in the league, as most members are not able to participate in the National Football League. Game on chumps. We’re winnin the P-Wing Bowl.
Providence Well Designed Characters
Colors: Pink and Brown
Waterworld Jetskier (New QB and coach, #32, the bits of Virtual Boy)
Big TheCat (running guy)
Kurtis Stryker (running guy)
Naked Raiden (catching guy)
Adam Malkovich (catching guy)
Pepsi Man (safety)
Hyper Man (linespeople or whatever)
Ninjabread Man
Chex Warrior
Johnny Akiba
Tall Knuckles
Wii Rygar
Ludmilla Karenina
Ravi Drums
Double DefDP
Typhoon Jebi
David Katz the Madden shooter
CastOf ShaqFu (sewn together)
Tidus McTidus (kicker)
Backstory:
Virtual Boy Waterworld Jetskier has awoken from his 23 year coma and rejoined his sports team to lead them back to their former glory. Disgusted by what he saw in last year’s recordings, Jetskier tore 3D Bubsy in half at the waist and brought in some high profile ringers to help put the team over the top. These include Ludmilla Karenina from hit Wii U first party gem Devil’s Third, anti-floppy disc piracy rapper MC Double Def DP, resurrected Madden gunman David Katz who was cured of his psychological disorders and found peace and forgiveness in heaven, and Typhoon Jebi fresh from his tour of Japan. Ravi Drums also wandered onto the field so they let him play. Cuts from last year’s roster include Tobias Bruckner, Black Jynx, and VR Conker for being too racist, Cheng Sin Zan for “not being racist enough” (?), and Bad Boxart Megaman because he’s supposed to be bad and therefore actually too good for the team. Johnny Akiba continues to run around in a barrel shitting his pants to warn us all of the endless war economy that Kojima predicts will destroy most of human society by mid to late 21st century.
The Loungers:
Peter Dinklage
T. Colin Campbell
George Costanza
Saiyan Vegeta
Naked Corndog
Joaquin Pheonix
Revali Rito
Satoru Iwata
Smoothie The Cat
Quaker Oats Guy
Tilikum the Orca
Got a new team this year, Fangirl Faves let me down in the end of last season so I had to cut them off. Hopefully The Loungers don’t show me the same disrespect.
Team Name: DINOTIME
Team City: Sweetieville
Team Colors: Dark Green/Light Green
“For thousands of years they lie dormant, but now they’re back and will stop at nothing to defeat the Retro Masters. Team co-owned by Christopherzilla and LuapNor.”
“The Dorf” Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf #14 (Quarter Back)
Thanos (Center)
The Stig #11 (Wide Reciever)
Mr. Satan #66 (Running Back)
Charles Xavier (Running Back)
Big Hoss (Tackle)
Hired Goon (Right Outside Linebacker)
Stefán Karl #1 (Wide Reciever)
Jean-Luc Picard
William Wallace
Vladimir Lenin
Dovahkiin
Frugal Gourmet
Rainbow Stalin
Robocop
Sean Connery
North Dakota Seahorses
Team Color: Bright Purple
Logo: An Upside Down Horsea Placed Diagonally
Story: Jack Daniels is a civil rights activist from the peaceful city of Bismarck. It’s so peaceful that there’s no work for him to do. Plus, he’s bored of video games! So now what? Well… as he’s walking back from the supermarket, he trips over a golden umbrella. Memories. His mind overflows with memories. A young child swimming in the Missouri River, catching his first glimpse of freedom. He felt like there had to be something more. This is the tale of Jack Daniels and his dream to become a seahorse.
Jack Daniels (QB)
Lightning Returns (WR)
Decent Churchgoer
Nicki Mirage
Union Worker
Friendly Executive
Instagram Model
Nihilistic Teenager
Party Animal
Old Person
A-Channel Cityline
Colors: Black and Yellow
Logo: A-Channel logo: http://www.logovaults.com/logo/6429-a-channel-logo-png
Hong Couver
Edmon Chuck
Cow Gary
Sax Katoon
Reg Aina
Winnie Peg
Thor Onto
Mo Entrail
Cube Heckshitty
Fred Rickton
Halle Facks
Whitey Hoarse
Yal O-Nyfe
Each city of an ancient land of mystery sends in their top player to join the best cable news channel football team of the late 90s. They time-travel to 2018 to demonstrate who the real RETRO MASTERS are!
Okay first of all you’re using my team’s trademarked name. See you in court. Second of all, you think these guys can beat the Famicom’s Finest??? You got another thing comin boy!!!!
We settle things on the field… not the court. B)
Maybe you do gamer. Maybe you do.
Duckberg Bandits
Colors: Primary orange, secondary black
Logo: https://kathleenhalme.com/images/bandana-clipart-bandit.jpg That works tbh
Players:
Ma – QB #1
Big Time
Burger
Bouncer
Baggy
Bankjob
Bebop
Babyface
Bomber
Bad Attitude
Benevolent
Botched Job
Bungle
Bottle
Black Arts
Announcement! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! PSA!! WARNING!! ALERT!!
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These fellers go both ways (off and def):
1. Floyd Mayweather
2. Alex Jones
3. Tucker Carlson
4. Epic Eric Trump
5. Ben Shapiro
6. Natalie Portman
7. Taylor Swift
8. Rick Flare
9. Rolf Landale
10. MC Ride
11. Tim Allen
Punter:
Knuckles The Hedgehog
Kicker:
Dan Bailey
Backup punter/kicker:
Joey Diaz
USA NFL All-Stars
Colors: Red/White/Blue
Jerry Rice
Tom Brady
Hideo Kojima
Joe Greene
Peyton Manning
Joe Montana
Justin Wong
Michael Phelps
Barry Sanders
Emmitt Smith
John Madden
Team name: Faux meat
Mapo
Stinky
Fry
Pudding
Inarizushi
Skin-roll
Firm
Sapo
Soymilk
Soysauce
Curry
Agedashi
Curd
Soft
Team color, grey n white
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Team Name idk yet ill think of one
Coggin
Cap’n Crunch
Ms. Aquafina
Hugh Jazz
Dumb Bitch
Lil B
Kodak Black
Rob Banks
Shrimp Dick
Kobe Bryant
Aaron Joseph Henness