Retro Review – MOTHER (Earthbound Beginnings)

Mother is a game that I have a hard time writing about, which is weird because I tend to ramble on about everything. It has many downsides: It’s long, it’s very grindy, and the mechanics … Continue Reading →

NES of the Month #13 – Kid Icarus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See that goofy smirk?? That’s gonna be YOU after you kill Medusa!!! THAT’S RIGHT!!! YOU PLAYED METROID, YOU GOT DISAPPOINTED…WELL GAMER HERE’S SOMETHING BETTER!!!! AND IT’S NOT ONLY ON THE NES BUT ALSO ON THE … Continue Reading →

NES of the Month #12 – Mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU PLAYED MOTHER 3 (or didn’t), YOU PLAYED EARTHBOUND (or didn’t ok if u didn’t do that then do it ty) NOW PLAY THE GAME THAT STARTED IT ALL!!!!! Available as Earthbound Beginnings on the … Continue Reading →

NES of the Month #11 – Nazo no Murasamejou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s Zelda I on steroids!!!! Aliens are taking over in Japan in the Edo period, corrupting daimyos and using them for their own purposes and YOU gotta help kill em!!!! UNLIKE Zelda I, this is … Continue Reading →

how my son lost his friends

i’ve lost many friends to the DRUG known as “CS:GO” aka Counter Strike: Global Offensive. this game has ruined countless lives and friendships due to its addictive nature. people addicted to this game “CS:GO” neglect everything in … Continue Reading →

BREAKING NEWS: jesus is back plus people died in ohio

welcome 2 another viral news storie. firstly u are all thinking WHERE IS RAWK? is he OK? well we can tell u that yes he is ok despite the facts he lives in the same state … Continue Reading →

BREAKING NEWS: donald trump fires missles at syria

u guys are not gonna believe this, many missles were fired nearing the amount of 60 possibly a few hours ago at the syria airplane field media and world are in confusion, no one know what … Continue Reading →

Retrospective From A Sega Fan… On Gimmick!

  It’s tough being an avid Sega fan in this day and age, especially if you live in North America. It’s no surprise, really, since it’s quite well known that although Sega had a pretty … Continue Reading →

Why Hard Games Are Fun

There are a lot of people who play only easy games or hate when games are difficult. I am not one of them. Most people who are of such a persuasion would call me a … Continue Reading →

An Introduction to the “Retro Write-Up”

I consider myself to be a retro gamer first and foremost. There are many reasons for this, and I have no shame in admitting that a large part of it is nostalgia. I spent a … Continue Reading →